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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Game ON

Event dated 24th September 2014. 
Now a days, evenings , when we have nothing to do- we are rushing to the badminton court.
Below are the Highlights of yesterdays Events:

MIDESH VS SAVITA: Midesh Challenges Savita.
Savita Accepts the challenge and match begins.

Midesh Plays:

Savita Plays:


Midesh Loses:

 

Midesh angry:

 


Savita wins again :

Midesh cries:





SAAVI TRIUMPHS:

Midesh Goes home:






Meanwhile in alien world...this also happened....

 

Ranga Breaks Reshmi's Mobile :



RESHMI:

 

 



RANGA:


 

 And all the while JAY does this:::


 







Wednesday, September 24, 2014

The Journey TO...........Divine land

The Awesome day arrived. Simon picked Archana -- (He was very excited about this). Me and Prabin left together. And then met Kiran and Bharat. Btw, I met Bharat for the first time.

The trip began like this:

Bharat to Prabin : Why is Savita dressed like a Brinjal!!
Prabin to Me: Is Simon going to drive? I want to drive.
Me to Kiran : DSLR --WOW!!! Click my pics.
Archana to Simon and Simon to Archana.: Aah--dnt know. Only their eyes were doing the talking...


And then the journey continued like this:

Kiran needs space

Kiran goes and sits behind alone. Now, he is not really talking to anyone. He is silent and reading something from a piece of paper. 
Its more than an hour and he is still mugging up something from that paper. I keep pestering...Kiran what are you doing??
"shut up yaar...let me concentrate..." are the replies.

I finally manage to snatch it. It has 10 points jotted down. And it has things like :

1.The difference between a great photograph and a mediocre one is being in the right place at the right time, with a camera in your hand.
2. Place the subject in the right corner of the shot and focus on background
3. Look for colours. Or do the opposite: look for a total absence of colour, or shoot in black-and-white

Kiran-Why were you by-hearting this??????????

Which Songs to Play

 Savita: I will sit in the front, I will play the songs.
After 30 mins.....
Everyone shouts: What boring songs yaar.Stupid collection please change.
Kiran : Please throw Savita out
Savita : GET LOST    :-(

Kiran : Guys dnt worry. I will play.
After  20 seconds of every song he plays (Old Hindi songs)
Everyone shouts: Kiran. Please change the song.
Kiran : Guys only this song!! (And goes into trance state)

Prabin Jumps : I have awesome collection. Check this out.
After 2 seconds :
Simon : Wow English Songs (hums the lyrics)
Savita and Archana : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Please change.

And then fight of English songs and Hindi songs continued.

Drivers

Simon tries to do the stunts and racing with his first time in Scorpio.
Weird driving -- not required brakes AND when required NO brakes.

Prabin : Simon drive slow.
Simon gives explanation, which no one bothers to listen.
Everyone : Drive carefully Simona.
Simon , again gives some explanation. And does the same weird driving.
Everyone : hmmmmmmm
Weakling Prabin : SIMON.....WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Give, I will drive.
Everyone looking at Prabin : Showoff!!


Golden Temple:

Before reaching Golden Temple, Kiran would have said 100 times "Next Stop Golden Temple"/ "Mundena Nildana Golden Temple"
And the moment we entered Golden Temple, Kiran said "Lets Leave!"

We did not leave, We had fun, We shopped, We clicked Pics.
Kiran got upset, Kiran got angry. 
So angry that he SMOKED alone without Prabin.


PICTURE GALLERY:
FYI---Both the Photographers are missing.

 The First One

 

Bharat Clicked these Awesome pictures:








THE JUMPING PICTURES
 


 

 
SIMON AND ARCHANA EVERYWHERE



Wednesday, September 17, 2014

COORG: The Planning Phase.



Who? When? Where? How? Usually these questions are enough to plan for 2 day trip.

But -- Planning the same with Kiran is like making life long decision. The process goes through various phases. This is a summation of how events happen through mail chains for weeks.

Kiran :  Guys Homestay ? or Hotel? or my Home?
Me: Your Home Kiran....yahooooooo 
Simon : Hotel will be costly is it? Kiran's house is good option

Achu : Muje bata dena  details.
Prabin : Anything is fine.

Bharat : ........................
Kiran : Guys....no yaar...Lets search for Homestay.





                                                                                                          Kiran : Select Options - HoneyValley? GoldenHarvest? Or Brainhuntholidayhome? - Am sending you links
Me: Wow...HoneyValley looks superb. Isnt it?

Simon : Yes HoneyValley is good Savi. 
Achu : Cost kitna hoga?
Prabin: Anything is fine
Bharat: ......................
Kiran : Guys...no yaar...we will finalize GoldenHarvest

                                                                                                        

Kiran : We have two days. Rafting is compulsory. Guys bolo yaar,  if we should cover Mandalpatti first day or second day?
Me: Wow....Mandalpatti.  We will go first day itself.

Simon: Yes, First day sounds good.
Achu: Kiran you know Hindi? 
Prabin : Anything is fine.
Bharat: ...............................
Kiran : No Guys. First day we go for rafting. Second day we will go to Mandalpatti

                                                                                                        

Kiran : Guys we have two cars- Savis and Simons. Or Simon gave an option of Zoom Cars also.
Me : Ya right...whatever ..!!!


Simon : See Zoom cars is a good option because ...
Below calculation for our own cars for 6 ppl:
1)    Alto = Total 900 km = mileage 18km per liter = 900/18 = 50 liter = 50 * 78rs = 3900 = per person = 1300 rs
2)    Figo = Total 900 km = mileage 15km per liter = 900/15 = 50 liter = 60 * 78rs = 4680 = per person = 1560 rs
Or
If we are only the only 6ppl (1+ we can adjust)… We can hire the Car from Zoomcar which is without driver….
We can hire a Scorpio for the trip. For 24hrs/1day they will charge 2500/rs with a limit of 200km per day which is reasonable.

Prabin : Guys What I THINK is.........................Anything is fine.
Achu : Muje finalize karke batadena.
Bharat: ............................................
Kiran : hmmmmm....I dnt know anything about Driving. But Zoom It is.





And that's how we chose Homestay and stayed in GoldenHarvest.
But my opinion was never valued and so we NEVER SAW MANDALPATTI and crashed the ZOOM.

Stay tuned............................






Friday, September 12, 2014

Taming the Men of these kinds.

So, some months ago--- I meet this really "irritating" person Dheeraj. (All thanks to Vinu)
Irritating means- A guy who would force himself to the company of girls, even after knowing he is UNWANTED. And then would bore the hell out of you.

Girls: Lets go to Brigade
Dheeraj: I will also come.

Any Girl: I need to go to medical school.
Dheeraj: I also need to go

Any Girl: I want to go to washroom.
Dheeraj: Even I wanna go.

Exaggerated one: 

Any Girl: Whisper over. Need to buy
Dheeraj: Me toooo


He has a wild crush on Vinu....(Who "brings" him along everytime we decide for coffee or lunch). Since Vinu has been away from Wipro Bangalore Office, I have had a "Safe" distance from Dheeraj for a long time now.
And then, I met him yesterday....

Me (Overacting): Hey Hi.
Dheeraj ( Almost in tears, that some one said hi) : HI!!!
Me: How are you?
Dheeraj (Sniffing his nose, after wiping his tears) : I am fine. How are Others?
Me (in my mind): Others??? who others? Guessing he meant Vinu. But, whatever. So:
Me (Loud) : They are Fine. At their Desk!!

Dheeraj is now happy for one microsecond, then confused.

Dheeraj: Who are others?
Me (Laughing inside , but with straight face) : You asked na? Same others. Ok byeee......!!



I know, he is still trying to solve the mystery-  Who are "OTHERS" ?

Dheeraj Shocked. Savi Rocked.

Maa...Pyaari Maa

Hmmm..Ideally I am not supposed to make fun of my Mom. At-least not in Blogs. 
But again, I am not an Ideal person you see.
Abhishek's (Sheku-my brother)  and my moms conversations are worth sharing.
My mom is kind of the typical Indian Mothers. So when I say typical it means.

Sheku : Mummy I stood 1st in Fancy Dress competition.
Mom: I knew it. I did dream about it last night


Sheku: Mummy, I am quitting IT. I want to do hotel Management.
Mom: I knew it. Something in my mind was going uneasy..I knew you will change your opinion.


Now in US ,when my brother calls home.

Sheku: Hello.
Mummy: I knew you are going to call now. I was standing near the phone.Its called Mothers love.


Then one day my brother had a tooth surgery and was admitted for 3 days.
We hid this incident from  my mom, thinking she will be worried. And later after some days, she calls me to scold.

Mummy: My only son is admitted and you dnt tell me? why ? why didnt you tell me ?
 Me: I thought you will "KNOW" it!!! :-D



Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Just cnt stop insulting him

Even after insulting him on my Blog......this situation arises again............

We are sitting in the canteen : Me, Ranga and Reshmi. 
A guy passes by. There is a history behind , and so we ask Ranga....

We: Why dnt you just hit that guy?
Ranga : No paa...
We: Why?
Ranga : His Long.



So Ranga, answer this ----- You really wanted to say that or did you mean he is tall?