Taming the Men of these kinds.

So, some months ago--- I meet this really "irritating" person Dheeraj. (All thanks to Vinu)
Irritating means- A guy who would force himself to the company of girls, even after knowing he is UNWANTED. And then would bore the hell out of you.

Girls: Lets go to Brigade
Dheeraj: I will also come.

Any Girl: I need to go to medical school.
Dheeraj: I also need to go

Any Girl: I want to go to washroom.
Dheeraj: Even I wanna go.

Exaggerated one: 

Any Girl: Whisper over. Need to buy
Dheeraj: Me toooo


He has a wild crush on Vinu....(Who "brings" him along everytime we decide for coffee or lunch). Since Vinu has been away from Wipro Bangalore Office, I have had a "Safe" distance from Dheeraj for a long time now.
And then, I met him yesterday....

Me (Overacting): Hey Hi.

Dheeraj ( Almost in tears, that some one said hi) : HI!!!

Me: How are you?
Dheeraj (Sniffing his nose, after wiping his tears) : I am fine. How are Others?
Me (in my mind): Others??? who others? Guessing he meant Vinu. But, whatever. So:
Me (Loud) : They are Fine. At their Desk!!

Dheeraj is now happy for one microsecond, then confused.

Dheeraj: Who are others?
Me (Laughing inside , but with straight face) : You asked na? Same others. Ok byeee......!!



I know, he is still trying to solve the mystery-  Who are "OTHERS" ?

Dheeraj Shocked. Savi Rocked.