Chellakudam---!!!

My mom always says, I need someone to scold me, so that i behave like a TYPICAL GIRL.

And d one friend who knows all my secrets, laughs at my jokes, makes fun of me, and yet is there to scold me if i decide to take a wrong path(which was always..;-))...for that INTRODUCING : Jocia Johnny.

She has been part of my life more than any of the BATU 2005 batch.
Year : 1998-99
I recall, for d scary, pressurised SSC exams, teachers used to warn d toppers: Please study hard, you competition is : blah blah from Blah blah school, blah blah from another Blah blah school , Jocia Johny from Zenith, and blah blah from yet another Blah blah school.

So, somewhere deep inside i was always scared of Jocia Johny. Though during 11th and 12th we hardly saw each others faces...but my "trying to be good female during Alaknanda and Dhavalgiri days" , "the travel from khopoli to lonere" are dedicated to Jos...

I was so childish...in watever i used to do....
oh oh...no no..ooops..Sorry for that...Rephrasing the sentence...
I am so childish...in watever i do....and Jocia used to call me and den start d "Pravachan".

Ok,now just for starters::: For GOD's sake...i HATE ANY ONE GIVING ME LECTURES...cause i have to act as if i m listening...and i have to reply back saying..."YES...U R RITE!!"..."SURE, I WILL LISTEN TO YOU"...

But in Jocia's case, when she used to scold, i suddenly used to realise .."YES, I AM WRONG". She was dat special.

She is d most confused female, not that i have to tell anyone. She never ever said that.."Mera paper acha gaya".
After exam, she was 100% sure, she will flunk...and wat the results were SHOCKING...ALWAYS....
Petrochemicals' Topper....aaah i love u Jos..!!

I still remember i begged her and asked if i could stay with her in Dhavalgiri and she was so adamant...and it was NO. :-(
But, the same request was back to me during Final year..and it never happened.
Her I AM SCARED list and I HATE U list is unending...

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I AM SCARED list:

1. All the guys she meets or who talks to her.
2. All professors.
3. All Auto Drivers.
4. Any waiters, conductor or bus drivers.
5. Any 2-3 females.

I HATE U list:

1. Anyone i hate...

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The dabba in 102 was always filled with food...n we could go to her room and eat eat and eat.
She used to come to 104 (Rashmi Morab, Spardha Jaiswal and Savitalaxmi), and goto the mirror near the window, and with the "BROOM" like comb...she used to comb her Curly, volumed, jet black hair..!! Funny part is, she used to humm some song (which no one ever composed) and the "Broom" brushing her hair provided the background score.

Her all time tension was: "WILL I EVER GET A GUY WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF ME?"

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Though there are infinite lovely moments with you, here are the funniest i remember:

1. Alaknanda, No electricity, with Nikita, eating rosted peanuts by peeling the skin, room full of "wild insects".
ME(Ordering): Jocia, jara ek-do mere muh daal ke de.
Jocia(Humble): Ok, ye le.
ME: Thanks...
During this process, there is little noise, (which i thought was the Peanut:skin removal process) but,(actually turned out to be Jocia getting an insect and playing with its wings)....
So, she actually feeded me the insect and bloody that YUK thing was in my mouth...!!

2. Lejo teaches me a new trick in which i get slapped. I call everyone and goto to Jocias room...and WTH, i get slapped again by her.

3. I teach Jocia the tips and tricks of Volley ball...and Whola..she wins the match against me...and comes back to room and winks at me.

4. I steal Rashmis pasport pic, Write a "missing" letter and paste on the pillar on second floor. (Dhavalgiri). I call everyone, even juniors, come back to see my pic instead of Rashmis. Who else than our very own: Jocia Johny.
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Ending my insults here...cause there are many more embarssing ones.....
There were some times, when i got better of her...and the BEST ONE IS:

1. THE LETTER TO THE MARRIAGE REGISTRAR.
Everyone in hostel is asked to write some shit letter and submit to the Rector. Jocia forces me to write the letter.
And ....he ha ha....ha ha ha...he ha ha ha..ho ho ho.....
I write a application to the "Marriage Registrar", requesting for Lejo and Jocia's marriage.
In 5 mins, i am ready with the letter and while crossing 102, I tell jocia: "main submit karne jaa rahi hu".
Jocia laughs(I WIN laugh)...says "thank you"...and in 10 nano milli seconds it strikes her..."Something is Fishy...how can Savita write for me after just one request?"
Shucks, i am about to submit and she steals from me to read it.....it was so damn funny...and so damn special..!!
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You were bound to be my special friend...I MISS YOU JOS....and u mean a lot to me...!!
Thank you for everything.....I LOVE YOU...!!


P.S: As for the Title...dats wat LEJO JOSEPH calls her (with love) ;-)