meranaamshilpabhagathai...meranaamshilpabhagathai...meranaamshilpabhagathai...
Shilpa Bhagat talks at the speed of light.....But ya...says the same line three times, for the convienence of the listeners.
1st time: You understand the what the launguage is.(Hindi/Marathi/English)
2nd time: You try to understand what she said
3rd time: In case, you didnt understand the during the 2nd time...(This one comes handy..incase the language is English)
So, when she talks...everyone pays attention...(you dnt understand in first three attempts, she explains again)
BTW, she meant "Mera naam Shilpa Bhagat hai"
She is one girl who talks a lot and can impress any guy with her talks.
Anytime Search for her ends in..Dillu/Bhaagi's room.
Why No one Believes Shilpa Bhagat? One incident and she lost it........
First yr...Girls Hostel......Gossips and Boy Friend assignment project....Everyone done is assigned with one idiot or other.....Bhaagi is left....Enter Bhagat....
"Bhaagi, ruk ja....sabse HANDSOME ladka aane wala hai....Nagpur ka hai...Kuldeep naam hai...EXTC mein hai..."
All girls : "Sigh!!!.....Sach mein?...shucks..." (thinking...lucky bhaagi)
Lectures ON......some one says, d new guy waiting near the door is kuldeep....I SMILE...then one look at Bhaagi....another look at Yogee.....Three heads turn....KULDEEP Enters....aaah....Smile Vanishes....another look at each other...telepathy thoughts shared::"BHAGAT IS SO DAMN DEAD"......grrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
Its not that Kuldeep is ugly looking....
But, for an eagerly awaited Hero......wat we got is an extremely Tall..extremely thin fellow....and he was BALD...!!!
But, she was so right...Bhaagi did wait for 4 more years...and she got Kuldeep...!!
We missed both Shilpa's for one yr....but then when they were back....it was super duper awesome fun...
Shilpa is famous for all sorts of weird things, the best is THE CHUDAIL.
Night time......She is sitting on the bed.....Her back facing the door....her hair open...and RED LIPSTICK.....and she turns back slowly...and starts laughing....Oh GOD...who needs Scary movies?
All picnics were wonderful with you...d DAPOLI one ...was the best...
he he he...so, do we all do remember the Abhishek Singh aka Keeda prank!!!
ha ha ha....Its best to be a left like this.........
D FUNDA: (No one can argue with her on this one)
When we are studying, FAN should be Switched off...else the Air pressure falls on our eye lids and we fall asleep...
D FRIEND:
She can do nething for friends....and she does support her friends....
Btw, If you are her friend and you expect, her support...pls make sure ur enemy is nt her friend at the first place....cause then you would never know, wen she would change her party...
D NEWSMAKER:
Any(thing + where + anytime + one)
She knows it all...Most of the times, the news is there for you, even before it happens...;-)
D SUPPLIER:
What do you need? Safety pin? hair clip? lip stick? Green duppatta...?
Anystuff..(if available with any female in the hostel).....she can arrange for it....
I have never seen her requesting...she always scolds....and orders....!!
She has always loved Jocia a lot.
She used to steal food from juniors to feed us.
I also love the POST engg times we spend in Dillu's Borivli Flat..!!
I love AAYUSH....More than me Sachin is crazzy bout him....
For you ::: I wish you all the happiness...You r a chweeetooooo!!
LOVE U...
I hv a confession: Your dance and singing sucks...!! lol
(I love u Bhagat)
Shilpa Bhagat talks at the speed of light.....But ya...says the same line three times, for the convienence of the listeners.
1st time: You understand the what the launguage is.(Hindi/Marathi/English)
2nd time: You try to understand what she said
3rd time: In case, you didnt understand the during the 2nd time...(This one comes handy..incase the language is English)
So, when she talks...everyone pays attention...(you dnt understand in first three attempts, she explains again)
BTW, she meant "Mera naam Shilpa Bhagat hai"
She is one girl who talks a lot and can impress any guy with her talks.
Anytime Search for her ends in..Dillu/Bhaagi's room.
Why No one Believes Shilpa Bhagat? One incident and she lost it........
First yr...Girls Hostel......Gossips and Boy Friend assignment project....Everyone done is assigned with one idiot or other.....Bhaagi is left....Enter Bhagat....
"Bhaagi, ruk ja....sabse HANDSOME ladka aane wala hai....Nagpur ka hai...Kuldeep naam hai...EXTC mein hai..."
All girls : "Sigh!!!.....Sach mein?...shucks..." (thinking...lucky bhaagi)
Lectures ON......some one says, d new guy waiting near the door is kuldeep....I SMILE...then one look at Bhaagi....another look at Yogee.....Three heads turn....KULDEEP Enters....aaah....Smile Vanishes....another look at each other...telepathy thoughts shared::"BHAGAT IS SO DAMN DEAD"......grrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
Its not that Kuldeep is ugly looking....
But, for an eagerly awaited Hero......wat we got is an extremely Tall..extremely thin fellow....and he was BALD...!!!
But, she was so right...Bhaagi did wait for 4 more years...and she got Kuldeep...!!
We missed both Shilpa's for one yr....but then when they were back....it was super duper awesome fun...
Shilpa is famous for all sorts of weird things, the best is THE CHUDAIL.
Night time......She is sitting on the bed.....Her back facing the door....her hair open...and RED LIPSTICK.....and she turns back slowly...and starts laughing....Oh GOD...who needs Scary movies?
All picnics were wonderful with you...d DAPOLI one ...was the best...
he he he...so, do we all do remember the Abhishek Singh aka Keeda prank!!!
ha ha ha....Its best to be a left like this.........
D FUNDA: (No one can argue with her on this one)
When we are studying, FAN should be Switched off...else the Air pressure falls on our eye lids and we fall asleep...
D FRIEND:
She can do nething for friends....and she does support her friends....
Btw, If you are her friend and you expect, her support...pls make sure ur enemy is nt her friend at the first place....cause then you would never know, wen she would change her party...
D NEWSMAKER:
Any(thing + where + anytime + one)
She knows it all...Most of the times, the news is there for you, even before it happens...;-)
D SUPPLIER:
What do you need? Safety pin? hair clip? lip stick? Green duppatta...?
Anystuff..(if available with any female in the hostel).....she can arrange for it....
I have never seen her requesting...she always scolds....and orders....!!
She has always loved Jocia a lot.
She used to steal food from juniors to feed us.
I also love the POST engg times we spend in Dillu's Borivli Flat..!!
I love AAYUSH....More than me Sachin is crazzy bout him....
For you ::: I wish you all the happiness...You r a chweeetooooo!!
LOVE U...
I hv a confession: Your dance and singing sucks...!! lol
(I love u Bhagat)
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