There are some days in our lives, when everything goes wrong. You try your best and do everything, but the day will take over you. You either end up getting frustrated at what is happening OR you end up laughing your lungs out. And that's what happened on the Fateful Friday evening... with three of us.
So--You already know Vaishna my Tom-Boy friend. Like always she plans to party in a Pub On a friday evening.
Nonsense Idea!!
Yeah yeah...I know what you are thinking. Party, Pub, Friday everything sounds Fun!!
But the issue with Vaish is, she plans these kinds of stuff on Friday, when I am in office and every time during month end. (when you are almost saving coins for bus fares).
Also, you end up looking horrible in office wear.
Conversation Me-Vaishna :::
Me: Are Plan acha hai, magar nai yaar.
Vaish: Kutti. Kyu?
Me: Office se kaise aau?
Vaish: woh sab muje nai pata. 7pm ke pehle pohach.Free drinks for ladies.
Me: aaah?? Free?
Vaish:Yes....aaa.
Me: Dressed horrible
Vaish: Are yaar, thats ok. We will go by 7 and leave before 9. thats when actual public show up.
Me: Vaish---- no money yaar
Vaish: Are I will pay.
Aah...ok!!!
:-D
:-D
Party plans are transferred....
Introducing the new member -Reshmi aka Reshma aka Resh.
Conversation Me-Reshmi :::
Resh: Are Plan acha hai, magar nai yaar.
Me: Kutti. Kyu?
Resh: Office se kaise aau?
Me: Are...come with me. 7pm ke pehle pohach.Free drinks for ladies.
Resh: aaah?? Free?
Me:Yes....aaaja
Resh: Dressed horrible
Me: Are yaar, thats ok. We will go by 7 and leave before 9. thats when actual public show up.
Resh: Savi---- no money yaar
Me: Are VAISHNA will pay.
Ha ha ha ha....
And that's how, we decide to leave.
Plan :Withdraw whatever money and take bus and reach pub asap. So that we reach before 7pm. Now rest of the stuff
Task 1: Withdraw money : 500Rs.
Task 2: Beg for money : 400Rs.
(Meanwhile get insulted by Honey)
Task 3: Run to gate 10.
Task 4: Get into Volvo. 600.
Task 5: Call Vaishna and inform her you got bus.
Task 6: Wait for bus to start.
Task 7: Gossip and Gossip.
(Meanwhile Resh irritating me with stupid question "Are you sure this bus goes to jayanagar?"
Task 7: Buy ticket.
No more tasks. After this point, we are thrown out of the bus.
The conductor gave us only one reply.
Even to questions like " Does it go to jayanagar?" "Which way it goes" "Where is exit of NICE road" , The answer was
"NICE ROAD"
Finally, we get into the normal bus, and buy tickets. Me and Reshmi laugh and laugh till we notice people are looking at us. It took us ages to reach the destination.
Meanwhile in the bus , a girl standing beside us is asked to call the conductor (We needed to get the change back). The girl poked the conductor to death, till I stopped and her said.."its OK!!"
We both look at the watch. We have 15 misn to go. Vaish still needs 15 mins, so me and Resh Decide go and "book" seats to claim our free drinks.
No lift? No issues, run run run, take the escalator and run run..!!
Panting we run towards the pub. I enter.
The guy stops us. I still enter. The guy says: "Women special is stopped. No free drinks. Under renovation".
Embarassing!!
Reshmi being the ideal example of FRIENDS----runs away. I stand and stare at the Guy and then walk away.
:-(
:-(
I call vaish to tell her stupid plan has flopped. Meanwhile I hear Resh telling Suneet, about how dumb she was to listen to me.
But, after all this Vaish says--"Wait kar, we will plan something". And I pass on the hope to Resh.
We wait below McDonalds, Laughing and laughing at our fate.
Vaish turns up. Tells us, "Are bahut happening jagah hai. Chalo.."
We take a Rick and after 10 mins of "yahi pe hai", Vaishna finds the place.
We enter and we find out, what we thought was a pub, turned out to be a "CHINESE RESTAURANT"
Fascinating ah!!!
We go sit there. Tired and looking pathetic. Cursing Vaishna's friend who suggested this place.
Apparently, the friend was pissed cause Vaish didnt call her for girls party. And this was her revenge.
The Menu comes and Vaishna keeps shouting kuch khane ke liye decide karo. Meanhwile Me and Resh are reading through the drinks section.
The waiter comes and asks us to order. Vaishna is ordering and suddenly ---
Resh innocently looks at the waiter and asks "Charger Point hai?"
The waiter laughs, Vaish laughs, I laugh and Resh has a straight face for 5 secs.
The charger Point was an input to many many non-veg jokes -- including - The guy would have gone and cross-checked if he had any charger point
Within 15 mins, we were surrounded by family with kids.
Tamil Brahmin family. The kid who fell in love with Vaishna.
The IPL english talking family.
The one kid husband wife family.
All of them cursing "Look at those girls"
We ended and the waiters laughed at us while leaving. We planned for Ice cream. And we walked.
At the center of the junction road, under the streetlight , we got horrible pictures of ourselves.
In the Rick, I teased Vaishna about her "Women of the Series" Award she got from office for some cricket match. And she half consciously said these lines:
"Main bahut acha kheli, sab ladke mere saath khelna chhate the"
"Main sabke balls ke peeche bhagi"
And many censored stuff.
ANd she also got emotional and said "Resh is the best one , I have bought for timepass, Till date"
I am guessing Resh cried after going home.
ha ha ha ha...
The funfilled evening came to an end at IBACO. Then we parted. Vaish walked home. Suneet dropped Resh. I took a Rick.
The rick Guy dropped me till my house in Electronic City. He then scolded me saying " THIS IS NOT ELECTRONICS CITY "
Another Insult--I was was just wondering --"why is the day not ending yet!!"
PHEWWW!!
So--You already know Vaishna my Tom-Boy friend. Like always she plans to party in a Pub On a friday evening.
Nonsense Idea!!
Yeah yeah...I know what you are thinking. Party, Pub, Friday everything sounds Fun!!
But the issue with Vaish is, she plans these kinds of stuff on Friday, when I am in office and every time during month end. (when you are almost saving coins for bus fares).
Also, you end up looking horrible in office wear.
Conversation Me-Vaishna :::
Me: Are Plan acha hai, magar nai yaar.
Vaish: Kutti. Kyu?
Me: Office se kaise aau?
Vaish: woh sab muje nai pata. 7pm ke pehle pohach.Free drinks for ladies.
Me: aaah?? Free?
Vaish:Yes....aaa.
Me: Dressed horrible
Vaish: Are yaar, thats ok. We will go by 7 and leave before 9. thats when actual public show up.
Me: Vaish---- no money yaar
Vaish: Are I will pay.
Aah...ok!!!
:-D
:-D
Party plans are transferred....
Introducing the new member -Reshmi aka Reshma aka Resh.
Conversation Me-Reshmi :::
Resh: Are Plan acha hai, magar nai yaar.
Me: Kutti. Kyu?
Resh: Office se kaise aau?
Me: Are...come with me. 7pm ke pehle pohach.Free drinks for ladies.
Resh: aaah?? Free?
Me:Yes....aaaja
Resh: Dressed horrible
Me: Are yaar, thats ok. We will go by 7 and leave before 9. thats when actual public show up.
Resh: Savi---- no money yaar
Me: Are VAISHNA will pay.
Ha ha ha ha....
And that's how, we decide to leave.
Plan :Withdraw whatever money and take bus and reach pub asap. So that we reach before 7pm. Now rest of the stuff
Task 1: Withdraw money : 500Rs.
Task 2: Beg for money : 400Rs.
(Meanwhile get insulted by Honey)
Task 3: Run to gate 10.
Task 4: Get into Volvo. 600.
Task 5: Call Vaishna and inform her you got bus.
Task 6: Wait for bus to start.
Task 7: Gossip and Gossip.
(Meanwhile Resh irritating me with stupid question "Are you sure this bus goes to jayanagar?"
Task 7: Buy ticket.
No more tasks. After this point, we are thrown out of the bus.
The conductor gave us only one reply.
Even to questions like " Does it go to jayanagar?" "Which way it goes" "Where is exit of NICE road" , The answer was
"NICE ROAD"
Finally, we get into the normal bus, and buy tickets. Me and Reshmi laugh and laugh till we notice people are looking at us. It took us ages to reach the destination.
Meanwhile in the bus , a girl standing beside us is asked to call the conductor (We needed to get the change back). The girl poked the conductor to death, till I stopped and her said.."its OK!!"
We both look at the watch. We have 15 misn to go. Vaish still needs 15 mins, so me and Resh Decide go and "book" seats to claim our free drinks.
No lift? No issues, run run run, take the escalator and run run..!!
Panting we run towards the pub. I enter.
The guy stops us. I still enter. The guy says: "Women special is stopped. No free drinks. Under renovation".
Embarassing!!
Reshmi being the ideal example of FRIENDS----runs away. I stand and stare at the Guy and then walk away.
:-(
:-(
I call vaish to tell her stupid plan has flopped. Meanwhile I hear Resh telling Suneet, about how dumb she was to listen to me.
But, after all this Vaish says--"Wait kar, we will plan something". And I pass on the hope to Resh.
We wait below McDonalds, Laughing and laughing at our fate.
Vaish turns up. Tells us, "Are bahut happening jagah hai. Chalo.."
We take a Rick and after 10 mins of "yahi pe hai", Vaishna finds the place.
We enter and we find out, what we thought was a pub, turned out to be a "CHINESE RESTAURANT"
Fascinating ah!!!
We go sit there. Tired and looking pathetic. Cursing Vaishna's friend who suggested this place.
Apparently, the friend was pissed cause Vaish didnt call her for girls party. And this was her revenge.
The Menu comes and Vaishna keeps shouting kuch khane ke liye decide karo. Meanhwile Me and Resh are reading through the drinks section.
The waiter comes and asks us to order. Vaishna is ordering and suddenly ---
Resh innocently looks at the waiter and asks "Charger Point hai?"
The waiter laughs, Vaish laughs, I laugh and Resh has a straight face for 5 secs.
The charger Point was an input to many many non-veg jokes -- including - The guy would have gone and cross-checked if he had any charger point
Within 15 mins, we were surrounded by family with kids.
Tamil Brahmin family. The kid who fell in love with Vaishna.
The IPL english talking family.
The one kid husband wife family.
All of them cursing "Look at those girls"
We ended and the waiters laughed at us while leaving. We planned for Ice cream. And we walked.
At the center of the junction road, under the streetlight , we got horrible pictures of ourselves.
In the Rick, I teased Vaishna about her "Women of the Series" Award she got from office for some cricket match. And she half consciously said these lines:
"Main bahut acha kheli, sab ladke mere saath khelna chhate the"
"Main sabke balls ke peeche bhagi"
And many censored stuff.
ANd she also got emotional and said "Resh is the best one , I have bought for timepass, Till date"
I am guessing Resh cried after going home.
ha ha ha ha...
The funfilled evening came to an end at IBACO. Then we parted. Vaish walked home. Suneet dropped Resh. I took a Rick.
The rick Guy dropped me till my house in Electronic City. He then scolded me saying " THIS IS NOT ELECTRONICS CITY "
Another Insult--I was was just wondering --"why is the day not ending yet!!"
PHEWWW!!
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