So you want to "Impress" me ?

There are 2 Me. 

1. The "Me" for the world. (Me4World)
2. The "Me" for myself.(Me4Me)

Me4World, I act and express myself the way they want me to.

And then there is this actual Me,: Me4Me- who (if permitted) is dying to express myself, the way it actually is.

9.00pm after office  everyone is running to get the cab. 

Bengali guy: Hey Savita, one second
Me4World: Hey hi, whats up?
Me4Me: Oh God!! Oh No!!

Bengali guy: So, going home?

Me4World:Yeah. rushing to get the cab.
Me4Me: No, I usually go for a jog at 9.00pm after office with laptop bag on my shoulders.


Bengali guy: You know, I was following you on Facebook.
Me4World: Oh is it?
Me4Me: When and why did I add him?

Bengali guy: I saw your dancing photos. You dance well. Shiamak Davar troupe?
Me4World: Thank you.Yes. Shiamak.
Me4Me: How the hell can you make out from my PHOTOS that I dance well.


Bengali guy: You should start dancing in office. Everyone will like it!!!
Me4World: Yeah Idiot...I will come tomorrow and start dancing after I SwipeIn. Loser!!
Me4Me: Oh Shucks. I just said it loud and directly to him.

AWKWARD......................